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All tagged spongebob
Hamlin steps in front of the witness stand. “Mr. Squarepants, do you own spacefaring technology?”
“No, sir.”
“Any kind of interplanetary vessel?”
“No, I do not, sir.”
“Then, Mr. Squarepants, how did you intend on getting to the moon that day, on September fourth of nineteen-ninety-nine?”